Up… down… up… down… then drag on the tights and plod out the window. Even with married women, sex was no fun for The Flash.
JP Allen grew up in Kentucky, went to school in Vermont, and is writing from Madrid.
The six-foot nopal, pale in the Arizona moonlight, almost made him forget the gag.
JP Allen lives in Danville, Kentucky, and studies Political Science in Middlebury, Vermont.
Men are from mars, women are from Venus. I slide a quarter into the telescope. Where am I from?
JP Allen tries to take things away until there’s just enough left.
I listened to your mixtape. Don’t quit Stake n’ Shake, but it’s good. Hell, I wish I could still sing like that. I’m proud, son.
JP Allen has trouble writing anything longer than 140 characters. He lives in Danville, Kentucky.
Plaid, plaid, plaid. Even his closet made her feel behind bars.
JP Allen finds it daunting to write stories longer than 140 characters. He lives in Danville, Kentucky.