Stories by
Laura DeHaan

“Actions speak louder than words,” she said. “Prove it,” he said. So she went and got a tattoo: WORDS DON’T MEAN SHIT.

Laura DeHaan communicates like the mighty bee, in odor cues and waggle dances.

Santa smiled at the little boy and gave him a present with his very own hands. The boy held it and said, “When does the happiness start?”

Laura DeHaan doesn’t much like Christmas.