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/ April 11, 2012
An infinite number of universes necessarily exist. God did not create them. God jobbed out the boring bits and called them Heaven.
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Meika Loofs Samorzewski
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/ September 4, 2009
Introverts were outlawed in 2015. The last hermit was found and executed in Greenland six years later; within six months everyone was deaf.
Meika Loofs Samorzewski (@meika) no longer writes for humans and lives in Tasmania.
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/ May 18, 2009
Osama was found between the jaws of the last dinosaur, martyred in seeking to discredit Evolution. They stared, then built TimeMachine No 2.
Meika Loofs Samorzewski (@meika) no longer writes for humans and lives in Tasmania.