Stories by
Philip Simondet

Sci-fi books always get it wrong. As I build I wish I were more like it, not vice versa. There’s a reason robots don’t have feelings.

Philip Simondet is an improviser, a musician, a podcaster, and a writer, and he still doesn’t like himself. 

Sometimes building this time machine seems futile. Why would younger me listen to me when I didn’t listen to that old man when I was young?

Philip Simondet is an improviser, a musician, a podcaster, and a writer and he still doesn’t like himself. 

By the top of the third, Dad was already at the bottom of his fifth.  Our team won, but we didn’t celebrate.

Philip Simondet wrote this just for you. Thank him at http://youtube.com/PhilipSimondet

She held firm when he told her she was too fat to do better than him, but when she couldn’t pull the ring over her knuckle, she wept.

Philip Simondet wrote this just for you. Thank him.