Stories by
Evert Asberg

Democracy creates fools, who make other fools rule them. Ultimately it fails… we assume. Please, overlord, support more excavations.

Evert Asberg (@EvertAsberg) lives and works in Europe.

The immortal man looked at the stars, realizing his species would never go there. A lack of curiosity in DNA. The curious had chosen to die.

Every morning, Evert Asberg (@EvertAsberg) looks into his notebook to see what stories came bursting out of him that night.

Today our twins were born. Name: Xiang. Weight: 3220 grams. Length: 17.3 inches. He has a little sister.

Evert Asberg lives and works in Europe.

She asked her Facebook friends for their home addresses, so she could send invitations, some at least, for the funeral.

Evert Asberg envies me, wants to be me or even thinks he’s me. Anyway, he sleeps with my wife.

A cloud covered the sky in breathtaking pace. Apocalypse? I started to run. A wind was rising. Raindrops fell when I entered the brothel.

Evert Asberg envies me, wants to be me or even thinks he’s me. Anyway, he sleeps with my wife.

“I know a romantic place for us to go.” I pointed my cigar at the wheel of my Bentley. “Wanna drive?” She shook her head.

“I’m thirteen.”

Evert Asberg lives and works in Europe.

Each year we were taught from new marketing books we were obliged to buy. Their content did not differ much. Only then did I understand.

Evert Asberg lives and works in Europe.

After a long and lonely period of having myself and my interior neglected, I recently gained popularity with a girl who adores vintage.

Evert Asberg lives and works in Europe.

At twenty I married, at thirty I got rich, at forty I got friendly, at fifty I started wearing a wig and my wife stopped calling me a nazi.

Evert Asberg lives and works in Europe.